My Reelity

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Cypress Hill – “Insane in the Brain”

When one refuses an offer of coitus, one must be, according to one’s friends, quite bonkers to decline bonking. It might be a case of temporary insanity, but I think I will still go book that appointment with Woodbridge Hospital all the same.

If you asked me, my own analysis would be that it was due to the utter lack of coitus in my life so far that made me said no.

Before it slips my mind, I thought I’d better note this down. I discovered at the start of the month that I’m currently the top search in Google.

That’s right folks, when you google “Vincent Lee”, that’s my website in Numero Uno. Quite a far cry from the non existence when it was birthed almost two years ago. Of course this couldn’t have been achieved without Zeus plugging me about three times and being tomorrowed twice.

More importantly, this couldn’t have been achieved without you, my dear stalkers readers, who keep coming back here expecting to read about my lastest shag with hawt actresses, only to find no such thing happening.

Thank you all very muchie!

On another note, I’ve also just realised that this makes it another thing that I have in common with that eyebrow plucker. Darn.

On a happier note, methinks I should start putting ggogle ads here… heh.