My Reelity

Dear Zeus,

Yes, I do recall this particular gift of yours, because of the comments and remarks generated by it. And as you have recalled correctly, it was merely my friends, and not I, that have made those remarks. I’ve repeated them to you so that you will appreciate how this lovely gesture of yours has helped to further impress upon folks that I have a lecherous personae, which we all know is really non existent and hence there is no need for further exploration.

Though this clarification of yours is so damn blady late, I pray it is still not too late and verily, your actions would have done much to restore the damaged reputation that you have burdened upon me when you did accord this glorious gift of yours to me.

I thank you for scolding the people who have malign the both of us on my behalf, though I must say that I don’t quite agree to screwing them… well, at least not the male ones anyway. You are, of course, entitled to your own inclinations.

Now if you would just send Aphrodite my way, I would consider this apology of yours complete and most satisfactory.

Your Friend,
Ruok

After the movie, I wondered if the title was to warn people that they were, at the time of filming, still looking for a script-writer to write the ending of the movie.

Cuz this was seriously the most lame-assed ending I’ve ever seen for a slasher flick. Or for any flick for that matter. In fact I laughed so hard at the ending that if you saw me outside the hall, you would have thought I just watched a comedy.

The ending really killed it, folks. And though I still love Kate, I’m afraid this is one serious blotch on her lovely resume.

On another note, I’m excited about 30 Days of Nights. Sigh, I miss my vampiric nights so much. :`(