Vincent Lee : My Reelity

So my little second cousin, all of 13 this year, is starting to take after me.

Which is hardly surprising, I guess, seeing how we both share the same birthday.

Today she showed off her indian accent, her Hongkie accent and her British accent, which delighted everyone.

Why, now that I think about it, I was about 13 years old too when I discovered my flair for acting.

Looks like the apple really don’t fall far from the tree.

Ruok would like to wish all his readers and supporters a happy and prosperous Ox Year!

At first I thought she was going to ask me if I wanted any beer, and since she saw me ordering another drink from the kopi-boy, I’d just smiled at her.

She walked past me, then returned half a minute later and asked if I had been on channel 5 before.

I think this is the first time I kenna recognised by a beer lady.

On another unrelated note, I think I found my gym muse. Friday evenings will never be the same again.

What’s with all these hoo ha about an association being set up man. I had no idea it would create such a commotion when I first read it in Today. I figured most people will read it, laugh it off and then turn their attention to something more worthwhile.

I know I did.

But I guess perhaps everyone is just plain bored and wanted something to break the doom and gloom around us these days.

With the rainy day Budget now catering to just a slight drizzle, I guess we do need all the distractions we can get just to stay sane.

And since we’re on the topic of distraction, I’m seizing this opportunity to announce a club I’m setting up.

Membership is FREE and for females only; just email me a photograph of yourself in bikini, along with your name and phone number.

Feeling damn pro because I nailed most of my scenes in one take. And those that didn’t only took two takes.

Maybe the role is easy (It is, rather).

Maybe the director was bo chup.

But whatever it is, being able to do this after a long hiatus just makes me feel good.

And to top it all, I got paid on the spot.

Not a bad start, not a bad start at all.

This must be the first time I got offered a role because of my nose.

Yup, I got the role because they think I got a big nose. o.O

My nose very big meh?

But that’s beside the point. I’m just glad I didn’t have to wait too long to land my first role for the year. And since its Chinese drama, I’m glad to see I haven’t totally burn off all my bridges.

Not a bad start to the year at all. And you know what they say about men with big noses.