My Reelity

My reservist is not quite over, but I can safely say the worst is over. The face is pimply, the back is breaking and the blady shoulder is loose again.

On the positive side, I got a bit of a tan, lost a bit of those fats, and got to, for the first time, sleep underneath a canopy of stars and also doing the “business” on the beach. And the song ‘I Want To Break Free” will never be the same for me again, after hearing Cpl Chan’s (106 Plt) version which goes :

“I want to pang sai!”

And since there is a “Things I Will Do For A Free Ticket” thingy going on, I’ve decided to compose the rest of the lyrics for this particular contest.

I Want To Pang Sai (Sang to the tune of I Want To Break Free)

I want to pang sai
I want to pang sai
I want to pang all the sai
That is all bottled up inside of me – yewl
I want to pang sai
God knows, God knows I want to pang sai

I buey tahan liow
I buey tahan liow its been 3 days
And this time I know its for real
I buey tahan liow
God knows, God knows I buey tahan liow

Not strange and its true
I can’t stand the feeling of lalang poking my arse
So I have to be sure
When I squat down to dump
Oh how the place must be clear baby
Oh how the place must be clear
Oh how it needs to be clear

But still I must tong
I cant get used to shitting without shitting without
Shitting without a flush by my side
But I really have to pang now
So I got to find a place real soon
So bo chap liow lah, hai
Ive got to pang sai

Ive got to pang sai
I want to pang sai yeah

I want I want I want I want to pang sai….

That’s all folks! I’m handing the reins back to Betty (who’s doing a really lovely job. Thanks babe!)

Will be back on National Day!

~ciao