My Reelity

Today, I was tuning in to Power 98 and they were giving out movie passes for people who phone in and tell them a ghost story. The movie was Vacancy, which stars the very hawt and very sexy Kate Beckinsale. Since I am a really huge fan of hers, I went for it and was lucky enough to get through.

My story was scary enough and so, woohoo!!! I’ve won myself two tickets to the movie!

I think this is the first time I’ve won anything on national radio.

So what was my story about? Well, it all happened back when I was still staying at my old house, which was quite a few years back….

I remember waking up one night to this pair of voices arguing outside my room. Now, it’s quite normal for me to hear noises outside my room because back then I stayed in a corner terrace house, and my room was just next to a public walkway. So its normal for me to hear coughing and shuffling of feet from people walking outside. Yeah, which means any stranger in the street could just break in through my windows, which is why they had iron grills.

Anyway, back to the story. So this pair of voices, from what I could discern, were from an old couple. I suddenly had a bad tummy ache there and then, so I just got off my bed and head to the loo, which was in the kitchen.

So there I was, doing my business (Nahbeh, I just realised I said “shit” on national radio) when suddenly I hear voices outside the toilet. I realised it was still the old couple arguing and I figured then that perhaps, they’ve walked away from outside my room to outside my kitchen, which was normal.

But then, their voices start to get louder. At first, I thought they were raising their voices, but I was wrong …. its not because they were raising their voices, but because they were directly outside my toilet!

This was when I start freaking out. The best part is that since I can hear them clearly now, I know what they were arguing about. Apparently the old guy wanted to do grievous harm to me and the old lady was convincing him to let me off!!!!

That really freaked me out even more, and if I wasn’t already shitting, I would have seriously crap the hell out of my pants (nahbeh, I think I said “shitting” on national radio). And then, quite suddenly, the voices died off.

And I didn’t leave the toilet a good one (or two) hour later…

Years later, my parents got this woman who claimed to be clairvoyant to have a look at the house and she confirmed that there was a spirit in the house, but was a benevolent one, and told us not to worry. When asked what kind of spirit was it, she replied ….

“An old woman”.

o.O