My Reelity

It came right after breakfast, continued through my lunch and never abated for more than three hours.

Then it went away and I thought I had seen the last of it. Half an hour later, it gripped me again and would continue well into the evening. By now, I was really very tired. I had tried all means possible to get rid of it, from drinking lots of water to holding my breathe till I turn blue. But to no avail.

While waiting for some friends for dinner, I decided to amuse myself by crooning to “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys. My only regret was I didn’t bring my iTalk along, or else the rendition would have been an excellent side-splitting podcast. Just imagine, it goes along the lines of :

You are *hic* my fire *hic*
The one *hic* desire
Believe when *hic* say
I want *hic* that way

It left somewhat mysteriously during dinner and after dinner. But returned mysteriously after a round of drinks. It would continue to haunt me until I got home around 1 am, before I finally put it to rest by gulping three glasses of water in a row.

I hope I’ve managed to drown it. My diaphragm feels really really tired. I better not be dreaming of hiccuping tonite. -_-