My Reelity

You know you’ve had too much to drink when you agree to be involved in an acquaintance’s (whom you have barely known for ten minutes) friend’s hen night.

But lucky for me, I still had enough wits to enquire over the nature of my involvement before agreeing, and in case you are wondering, no it does not involve stripping. *Ahem*, want to hire me as stripper for hen night not cheap ok! (And if you have to ask, you prolly couldn’t afford it :P)

All this happened on a Wednesday nite, after two bottles of e33 cider and two shots of butter scotch, at a private party which I got invited to by my bro. Which was actually a very cool party I must say, coz all the drinks were freeflow!! (envy me bah! hehehe)

After downing 2 glasses of beer, a few sips of long island and half a bottle of e33 cider, I knew I had to dance it off. So I asked the lady next to me for a dance. While we were dancing on the crowded dance floor, two guys suddenly appeared from nowhere and started to chat her up.

At first, I thought they were friends of hers, only to find out later that they weren’t. Had I known earlier that they weren’t her friends I would have lead her away from them. Sometimes, I really don’t know where these kind of guys come from one…

Anyway, we were soon ‘retrieved’ by her friend and my bro, which could mean we’ve been gone for a long time. As we made our way back, I asked for her number.

You know you still have had too much to drink when you can’t even key in your own phone number on her handphone and could only look on sheepishly as she took your phone and called herself back instead…