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Happy Birthday Zeus

Posted by Ruok On July - 24 - 2008

Happy birthday Zeus St Jude HAMMURABI GILGAMESH!

May Hera never find out about your dalliances outside Mount Olympus!

May Aphrodite continue to bless you with the mojo you need to keep up with the secretary under your desk!

May your bottle of palm oil never runs dry!

May your crappy taste in movies be appreciated by all one day!

May you safely crawl out of the closet you are desperately still hiding in!

And last of all, may you never be offered soya bean milk again while you are doing your “Incredible Hulk” impersonation.

2 Responses to “Happy Birthday Zeus”

  1. JayWalk says:

    *cough* kiss ass *cough cough*

  2. Ruok says:

    Jay, his ass must be damn smelly for you to cough liddat.

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