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Not So Loser

Posted by Ruok On November - 12 - 2005

I think I am one of the very few people who don’t really like “You’re Beautiful”, by James Blunt. To me, its a very loser type of song, I mean, look at the lyrics man! So when I hear a certain live band may be playing this song soon, I knew I had to do something in order to keep my sanity.

So change the lyrics of the song, I did, to this …

You’re Pitiful – Ruok (Sung to the tune of “You’re Beautiful” – James Blunt)

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I’m sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was just dumping her man.
But I won’t lose no sleep on that,
‘Cause I know her plan.

You’re pitiful. You’re pitiful.
You’re pitiful, it’s true.
I saw your face in a surgeon’s place,
And I know what I’ll do,
I should never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I wasn’t,

F**king high,
And I don’t think I should see her again,
Because the moments we shared won’t last till the end.

You’re pitiful. You’re pitiful.
You’re pitiful, it’s true.
I saw your face in a surgeon’s place,
And I know what I’ll do,
I should never be with you.
You’re pitiful. You’re pitiful.
You’re pitiful, it’s true.
It must be the devil with a smirk on his face,
When he thought up that I should be with you.
But it’s time to face the truth,
I don’t want to be with you.

13 Responses to “Not So Loser”

  1. Makan Guru says:


    Dude i hate it too!

  2. monkey says:

    it is supposed to be a loser song
    a pat on the back from a loser to another loser
    it’s a sympathy song
    ah and damn i need a pat on my back once in a while

  3. Spunky says:

    Excuse my language….*gasp* WHO THE FUCK told you we gonna play the song??? LOL

  4. jer says:

    muahahaha, nice change fo lyrics 😛 yeah, dun tink they’ll ever do it lor, spunky has said so many times on stage ‘no james blunt!’ hahaha

  5. Ruok says:

    MG : hehe yeah, damn loser hor

    Monkey : Its not a pat in the back song lah. Read the original lyrics carefully. Its just l-o-s-e-r. 😛

    Spunky : You mean you guys are not! Yay!!!! And thanks for dropping by!

    Jer : Hehe thanks for dropping by!

    9 : Glad u liked it 😉

  6. winter says:

    when i heard that song in the begining, i tot BEAUTIFUL was BLOODY FOOL..


  7. ahtiong73 says:

    this song belongs to the same catagory as that Hoobastink song….

  8. sunshin3 says:

    lol.. you should include it in the plastic surgery thread on the bar…

  9. nadnut says:

    LOL! nice version!

  10. missqt says:

    Okay, just so you know, you totally ruined this song for me with your comments and “edited version”…sometimes it’s nice to just listen to a song and not really hear all the lyrics, but to just hear bits and pieces and make it your own – you don’t need to psycho-analyze every song out there, or else nothing would be worth listening to.

  11. Ruok says:

    missqt> I’m sorry I spoilt the song for u but I beg to differ. There are songs out there that are nice with meaniningful lyrics, and I have always enjoyed my music by listening to the lyrics.

    In case u think I’m biased against the singer, I’m not, I happen to like “Goodbye My Lover”, which has far more meaningful lyrics.

    Thanks for dropping by though! Have a happy new year!

  12. naeboo~ says:

    waraoo.. ur reader this missqt so damn anal one! diuuu

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